i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

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sometimes I feel sad that we don’t have emojis in real life but then I remember we have actual faces

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hey you smell like trash, can I take you out?

(Source: goldtouch)

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Good evening. Welcome to the six o’clock news. I’m your anchor…

(Source: youslyraccoon)

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pro tip: even if u think its a good idea to watch scary movies while home alone it’s not

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i love car rides so much that i actually get disappointed when we reach our destination

(Source: cherryblazerr)

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last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

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being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life

(Source: hi)

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fun science fact: bees dont actually buzz theyre just going “beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” because theyre excited to be a bee

wasps, however, have no concept of excitement and are beings of pure despair

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going back to school more likeimage

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oitnb season 3 wishlist:

  • poussey’s happiness
  • alex fills in her eyebrows more thickly
  • literally anyone utters the word “bisexual”

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i make myself laugh, i should date me

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getting attention means nothing if it’s not coming from the person you want it to come from

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