art-of-whore:

i still cant believe the easter bunny died for our sins

11,071 notes

guy:

u can’t spell boobytrap without partyboob

(Source: guy)

58,200 notes

lameprlncess:

"hottie at 12 o’clock" my psychic friend whispers to me at 11

18,030 notes

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

23,608 notes

dennys:

sprawlerr:

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

179,437 notes

deodrant:

itouch-kids:

deodrant:

:(

Turn that frown upside down :)

):

39,774 notes

knightscrest:

“here’s my series of books written in sparkly gel pen. i call it…glitterature”

65,268 notes

rottensalts:

rottensalts:

I managed to make a fully interactive custom npc husband in Skyrim, but somewhere along the way I messed up so if I give him any items the sound of eating bread plays at full blast, nonstop 

reblog if you want a relationship like this

14,399 notes

razzadollface:

The only thing I successfully turn on is my computer

60 notes

piplump:

Fast repliers are the only people going to heaven

20,255 notes

sirdef:

sirdef:

sirdef:

i did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it

i am eating an entire cake

update: there is more cake than i imagined. 

i see now why my parents didn’t let me do this

137,589 notes

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon pulling up their blanket and accidentally punching themself in the face

28,715 notes

officialunitedstates:

jemiferaniston:

officialunitedstates:

if the neighborhood isnt going to help me wash these squirrels i guess i will have to do it all by myself

why are you going to wash squirrels 

someone has to

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