You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.
Noted this is not a show-off, I am doing this huge giveaway to you wonderful tumblr hockey fans!
- 9-pocket hockey cards, all from upper deck, 20+ sets
- Classic panini cards in plastic card holder (You can name whoever you want, I will put him in the card holder and send to you)
- Mini masks from every single team except hawks (sorry guys, when I got these beauties, I just realized they made two ducks and forgot hawks :’(
- Mini flags from every single team
- Key chains from the teams of which I am fond
- Inflatable hockey sticks :)
- clippers/money holders from five teams: Leafs, Avs, Rangers, Sharks and Bolts
- and finally as you all noticed, I will be giving out Kaner’s away white jersey.
You can only ask for two or less items from this pile, and you probably need to follow me :’)
Feel free to reblog this post, I will approach the winners at the beginning of October.
reasons I can relate to a possum:
-tired & unkempt, smells weird
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich