razzleberrie:

raise ur hand if you hold yourself to really unrealistically high standards and then beat yourself up when you fall short of perfection

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kidouyuuto:

if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything

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hallowkorg:

happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

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gonnabeastripper:

niadil:

school isn’t even about learning anymore, it’s about passing

Truth

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rejennerate:

My favorite thing about feminism is that you literally only have to say the word and BOOM done, men will literally prove your point FOR you

17,530 notes

kingcheddarxvii:

If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2

36,155 notes

disowns:

can i kiss your stupid fucking face or nah

35,663 notes

versacepromises:

there is so much unnecessary heterosexuality on tv

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trugazi:

can’t wait to own dogs with u

394,855 notes

justalilblondemama:

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”

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lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

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gorardway:

you know what’s very punk rock??? being nice to people

93,856 notes

villainlooks:

the fact that I can’t grow horns is really cramping my style

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jaclcfrost:

"are you talking to yourself"

no i’m breaking the fourth wall

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