thatsmoderatelyraven:

my goal is to watch so many more movies so i understand every reference ever

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elo-cin:

GIRLS ARE SO PRETTY AND I AM A PILE OF SEAWEED

20,660 notes

giliananderson:

yes I am a believer. oh you meant god? my bad I thought u were talkin about aliens sir.

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saiderp:

sweats nervously since pretty girls follow me

(Source: caideigan)

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jotarokujoscap:


animeasuka:

dennys:

WHO’S THAT DENNY’S DISH?

What is Denny’s tumblr even trying to accomplish

I don’t know but they’re getting to it

jotarokujoscap:

animeasuka:

dennys:

WHO’S THAT DENNY’S DISH?

What is Denny’s tumblr even trying to accomplish

I don’t know but they’re getting to it

34,697 notes

howidiotic:

pls don’t expect me not to wear the same jeans every day bc that is unrealistic and unfair

40,342 notes

pupbutt:

“tbh” is my fav thing to end a sentence with tbh

66,040 notes

slayboybunny:

sometimes my emotion is just the word “fuckign” 

19,854 notes

reallylameblog:

Don’t insult someone’s smile.what the fuck. It’s somethin that happens naturally when they’re happy just let them fuckin be why would you try to knock someone down like that

(Source: imreallycoolandfriendly)

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  • someone: we finish each other's s-
  • me: TEVE ROGERS

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foxnewsofficial:

i have lost all motivation i only care about christmas

(Source: foxnewsofficial)

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jim-jons:

transparent ʟᴏɴᴇʟʏ ʀᴏᴀsᴛᴇᴅ ʙᴇᴇғs sᴀɴᴅᴡɪᴄʜ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ Jɪᴍ Jᴏɴs for your blog (·̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿·̿ ̿) 

jim-jons:

transparent ʟᴏɴᴇʟʏ ʀᴏᴀsᴛᴇᴅ ʙᴇᴇғs sᴀɴᴅᴡɪᴄʜ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ Jɪᴍ Jᴏɴs for your blog (·̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿·̿ ̿) 

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foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

150,252 notes

frenearden:

The only thing funnier than a pun is the look of utter disappointment, hatred, and/or disbelief from the people around you

113,411 notes